Date
- Saturday, 11 May 2024, 7:30pm
Event Details
Brace yourselves for Lies N Destruction, a Guns N’ Roses tribute band so goddamn real, Axl Rose himself might call in sick and send these degenerates on stage instead! We’re talkin’ Slash chugging Jack Daniels like it’s his morning OJ, and Axl’s vocals that’ll soar higher than a junkie’s hopes after a fresh score. Expect an eardrum exfoliation that’ll melt your face, guitar solos that’ll have you reaching for pops walking frame, and enough attitude to make even Steven Adler blush. Lies N’ Destruction are a sonic goddamn hurricane that’ll rip through you like a runaway lawnmower after a case of VB throw downs.
Fake No More will take you on a trip through the twisted carnival of Faith No More! We’re talkin’ Mike Patton vocals that’ll switch from angelic croons to throat-shredding growls faster than a politician on election day. We’ve got Roddy Bottum’s keyboards so funky they’ll have nanna doing the robot and Mike Bordin’s drumming that’ll hit you harder than a blind man in a mosh pit. Expect the unexpected, from “Epic” singalongs to “Surprise! You’re Dead” mosh pits, and enough weirdness to make Tim Burton say, “Whoa, that’s a bit much, even for me.”
So, there you have it ya rock n roll maniacs! Two nights of sonic debauchery that’ll leave you with tinnitus and a story for the kids that’ll make them nauseous with embarrassment. This ain’t for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or anyone who still thinks Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is edgy. This is for the headbangers, the air-guitar heroes, the mosh pit maniacs, get your tickets now before they disappear faster than the contents of your stomach after a dirty kebab from the truck at your local servo.
Event Price
$32.65Contact
Location
THE OAKS HOTEL
249 Princes Highway Albion Park Rail NSW 2527